Q&A – The Real Noobs | Ice Warriors of CP

Q&A – The Real Noobs

Posted on June 15, 2021 by thenathanboy

Hey Ice Warriors!
Welcome to this week’s edition of the Q&A! This week, I went around asking about 30 people who the biggest noob in IW was! Read more to find out what they said!

I asked 27 people that question, and here are the results. The number next to their name is the number of people who voted for them:

Purple: 10

Abi: 3

IceQueen: 4

Chevy: 9

Cherry: 1

Kristina: 4

Freedomist: 1

Josh: 1

Sid: 1

Erick: 1

Voters: Swirl, Owl207, Chevy, Blueraven, Kally, Kayla, Jakob, Qt Ben, IceQueen, Shinde, Josh, Orange, Purple, Sao, Franz, Emma, Amethyst, Al, Girofighter, Al3x, HeadChicken, GhostGirl, Penguin, Glitter, DrQueen, Pran, Levelz.

After I got this information, I interviewed the top 4 noobs, which are Purple, Chevy, IceQueen, and Kristina.

The first question I asked these noobs was: How do you feel about being on of the top 4 noobs in IW?

Purple: idk why I’m in the top 4 cuz I’m not a noob

Chevy: Angry because I’m NOT a noob in anyway but I’m not surprised because for some reason once you die to a chicken in Minecraft everyone thinks ur a noob which is not true

IceQueen: I truly CANNOT believe this! How dare y’all vote me as one of the top 4 noobs? I am totally not a noob and everyone who voted for me are probably noobs themselves. JK JK I mean I might have done alot of noobish things in the past but that doesn’t mean I’m a noob.

Kristina: honestly I’m confused and shocked and extremely surprised… I don’t think of myself as a noob at all bc I’m the biggest pro

Do you think you are truly a noob?

Purple: no

Chevy: No ofc not, I’m the opposite

IceQueen: No, I am The Real Elsa .

Kristina: NO!

Since when did Elsa have lice?

Who do you think should’ve been in your place, and why?

Purple: Abi should’ve been in my place like fr smh

Chevy: I think Abi or DrQueen should’ve been voted 8 times instead of me. I should’ve had 0 votes.

IceQueen: Noobist or Romanoob.

Kristina: the ppl who voted for me bc if they call me a noob then its clear that theyre the noobs

After I interviewed these noobs, I asked some other faces some more details on who they think the biggest noob is.

DrQueen: Very good question, it has be in fact Chevy! Did you know Chevy’s name translated from uwu is noob?!?! Indeed yes, therefore it’s 100% Chevy

Franz: This is a very complex question. In Ice Warriors, we have many noobs. The biggest noob in Ice Warriors is none other than the refrigerator addict: Chevy! Not only does she hide the fact that she is emo, but she also calls the person who is calling her a noob a noob. This is so she changes the topic from her being a noob to someone else being a noob. With this being said, it is well-known to Ice Warriors that Chevy is a noob.

100% NOT PHOTOSHOP

And there you have it folks! These are the future leaders of IW… Make sure to comment who YOU think is the biggest noob in IW! And lastly, as always…

Dont freeze up!

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