Q&A: The Mystery of the Fruits

Ice Warriors, IWNC Building—For months, maybe even years, there has been a mystery lurking within the depths of the Ice Warriors. The Leadership team has identified as fruits! With no explanation, no backstory, and no evidence, the penguins of the Ice Warriors have been left in confusion and despair. Today, I will uncover the truth as to the mystery behind the fruity leadership.

What fruit are you?

Sebzy: Pear.
Elaina: Melon.
Frickle: Pickle.
Nanna: Banana.
Angel: Strawberry.
Llama: Lemon. 

The leadership has clearly admitted its direct affiliation with the fruits: Pear, Melon, Pickle, Banana, Strawberry, and Lemon. The mystery behind what these fruits mean to the leadership still lurks in the shadows.

Has your fruit impacted your leadership skills? How?

Sebzy: Leadership skills? No. Leadership experience? Yes. As a pear, I’ve dealt with apple envy, orange rivalries, and the constant threat of being mistaken for an avocado
Elaina: Not really, I don’t really think about being a melon while doing leader stuff.
Frickle: Yes. #dog. <— Thats my answer as to how its impacted my skills.
Nanna: Not that I can think of no LOL.
Angel: uhhhhh no… heh… i don’t think it has 😅
Llama: I’m too sour to give opinions.

These responses only deepen the mystery behind these so-called fruits. Some of the leadership claims that it has not affected their skills, and some claim that it has impacted their skills in meaningful ways. The truth is unknown.

As a Fruit, is there anything you would like to say about Vegetables?

Sebzy: Good sidekicks 😀 No one has ever asked for a vegetable salad though 🤷‍♂️
Elaina: They don’t taste nice, fruits taste way better and are way healthier in my opinion. 
Frickle: Don’t eat your vegetables kids, you will regret it and turn green.
Nanna: Fruits are better, that’s what I have to say to them!!
Angel: Fruits are better than veggies.
Llama: Tastes like sadness in a plate ig?

The fruity leadership has declared that fruits are superior to vegetables. Eat your fruits and stay away from your vegetables kids!


That’s it for this week’s Q&A! From the condemnation of vegetables to the impact of fruits on the leadership, the mystery of why these identities were chosen still lingers. Perhaps the answers will be uncovered in future interviews… but for now, the Ice Warriors remain proudly fruity.

Leah
Supervisor of IWNC

One Response

  1. Apples are better than pears.

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