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Perfect – IW Story

Posted on December 16, 2012 by Aquabluejet

Perfect

I drive my car tward the location of bunker 8D. As I drive by, there are thousands of clay soldiers standing in a straight line with a sallute. Past the clay statues, I see an amazing mansion of marbel and gold, which looks so amazing from the outside, It even had some of the Ice Warrior soldiers standing in front of it at training a bit distracted. A sign was hanging from the window.

“SUB ZERO OOH-LA-LA RESORT, HOME OF THE ICE WARRIORS”

I pull up to the vallet parking, where two Ice Warrior soldiers stop me.

“Liscence and regisration sir.” The soldier on the left asks

“Umm, I dont have any on me, but Iceyfeet1234 sent me, and I have a key card here… um, here.”

The Ice Warrior soldier on the right just grunts and reaches over for the key card.

“Seems just about right to me” He says, and lets me drive by as I pull into the parking lot.

The scenery has dramasticly changed. From what I saw back there, it was like heaven and hell. The bunkers were covered in layers and layers of some black soot, and dirt as thick as a walnut. The troops over here seemed more organised and used to the scenery, as they walked around the parking lot, and into a long grassy field.

“Just like summer camp Aqua, Just like summer camp” I Say to myself as I put the map and the keycard inside my backpack, and step outside of my car. Bunker B Room 8D wasnt as far as I had expected, and in a snicket of time, I was at room 8D. I could hear loud music playing as I walked inside the room. Thats when I noticed, that the bunker rooms were absoloutely HUGE! I mean, absoloutly huge! The room was well decorated with streamers and a sign hung above the doorway said “WELCOME NEWBIE!” There was a family room, and we each had our own bedroom. It looked like paradise.

“Welcome to room 8D Rookie.” Says a man sharply dressed in a black suit and a red bow tie. “Im Aln, nice to meet ya”

“Yeah, welcome to your new home!” Says, well beleive it or not, a Unicorn dressed in a purple sweater “My names Unicorn, coincidentally, but just call me Uni” She says with a wink.

“Uh, thanks.” I say “Where is my room?”

“Follow me Rookie.” Aln says, leading me twards a bedroom down the hall.

“Here it is” He says, pointing twards a closed door with the word “ROOKIE SUITE” On it.

“This is your new room, Rookie” Aln says, unlocking the door with his keys.

Inside, I see a small room with two ruffled up beds, a bookshelf with a radio on the top, a television on the wall, and a doorway leading into my own bathroom.

“Well, enjoy your room. The uniform is in the closet down the hall, to the right after you pass the Mod Suite. You’ll also be getting a roomie, and thats what the other bed is for. Theres two training sessions tomorrow, consecutively at different areas. Also, were not responsible for food, personal needs, and what-not. Heres your starter 1,000 coins to start off with food/clothing. Well, Cya.” Aln says, walking out of the room and leaving me into the empty quiet room.

I turn on the television to the news station.

After the news report had finnished, Uni opened the door and walked in.

“Did you see the news report?” She asks

“Yeah, is this what typically happens?”

“Well, sometimes. Its not typical for the time of year, I mean its almost Spring Break, and typically all the armies take a break during that time period to have fun. Speaking of fun, Theres a party at Iceys igloo in a week. Theres going to be cold drinks, chips, drunk people, and Icey is going to allow us to use his grand sized swimming pool. Its the first spring party we’ve had in a while.”

“So we dont have parties that often?”

“Sadly, No. Were more of a serious army than Party, Party, Party all day. Its kind of sad when you think about it.”

-BRING BRING BRING-

*BZZT*

“DINNER TIME DINNER TIME COME AND GET YOUR FOOD”

“I thought we were responsible for our own food” I ask Uni

“Well, on Sundays we have specials where we have somewhat of a feast. Its so you get to know IW troops better and to get on the owners’ good sides.”

“Oh ok, can you show me where it is?”

“Yeah, follow me”

Uni and I walk down the hallway, through the exit of room 8D, and walk into a room that says “DINING HALL” When we both walk in, Its like King Arthurs Round Table. Theres rows of seats, with a royal throne with Icey sitting on top. Theres troops standing in line to get their meal, and Aln sitting, laughing with Gill, of which I dont understand why, since Aln is so nice, and gill is so…

“Well, Dont just stand there, get in line” Uni says, giving me a little shove to the line. Im behind a little kid that looks like hes 6 or 7 years old. The line moves pretty quickly, but once I get to the front of the line and get to choose what I want to eat, lets just say there was a delay.

“Hmm, should I pick this, or this. No… Should I pick this?”

“HURRY THE F*CK UP” Shouts an Ice Warrior Troop at the back of the line.

I quickly choose what I want, and rush to a random table. I accidentally spill my spaghetti on someone.

“Why you little…” Says the person as he gets up and gives me one of those angry looks, which indicates that hes going to kick my ass.

He shoves me down on the ground and kicks me in the face. Then, To top it off he just plainly throws his lunch tray on me, with all the food on it. Right when the man’s about to start kicking me again, a extreemly loud voice starts booming this way.

“STOP THIS INSTANCE, OR SO HELP ME GOD YOUR ASS IS FIRED” Shouts the man as he runs twards my assistance.

“Yes sir, Albert sir.” He says, as he walks back to his seat.

Im bleeding from my mouth, and I highly think I have a broken arm, but other than that im fine.

“You alright kid?” Albert asks as he helps me get up

“Y-yeah” I say, shakilly getting up.

“Thats eyes2 for ya, but you’ll get used to him. You’re that new recruit right?”

“Yes I am.”

“Well, all I can say is, toughen up, and you’ll be just fine.”

“Yes sir!” I say, feeling energetic again.

After eating my new Dinner, appart from the one I spilt on Eyes2’s lap, I sit next to someone named Jessicajo, and we both enjoy our lunch with our newlyfound friendship. After that, of course, im beat, and I go to sleep.

Only I cant go to sleep.

Why?

Its simple.

That bombing earlier today?

Well, it happened again.

Alot.

Who did it?

Well, the person, or should I say people, who did it is….

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READ ON TO SEE WHO DID THE BOMBING, AND WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! 😀