The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

Sub Zero, August 13th, 2022

They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.

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Pick on someone your own size </3

Sub Zero, July 17th 2022

Oh? What’s that I hear? Someone wants to go to war? Ah okay okay!

I mean, it’s a really cute attempt, and we’ll gladly take the offer. Maybe you’ll even max 15 by yourselves!

The Ice Warriors hereby officially declare war on the Magma Clan.

War terms are as follows:

  1. With this declaration, all server transfers are frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from any armies until the war is concluded by either treaty or submission.
  2. This war is a war between Ice Warriors and the Magma Clan, meaning no allies nor third party armies are allowed to intervene.
  3. No dual enlistment assistance (from any army either allied, neutral or even enemies)
  4. CPA Invasion rules apply, and CPAJ Judges must be requested for all invasions.
  5. All invasions must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance, with the planner of said invasions notifying the defending army’s leaders in the invasion-schedule channel in CPA. Failure to do this will render the invasion invalid.
  6. Invasions once scheduled may not be rescheduled by either side.
  7. All battles must take place on CP Army Battleground.
  8. No Doxxing, DDoSing, harassment, multilogging, botting or any other form of cheating. Any evidence of suggested multilogging, botting or dual enlistment/use of allies/an alliance/colonies/armies merged after this declaration will result in an instant defeat of the aggressor in the battles where said evidence would be found.
  9. No army can merge into or be colonized by Ice Warriors nor Magma Clan or its allies/colonies after this declaration until the war is concluded. Any merges will be deemed invalid.
  10. No side is allowed to drop their servers as free land during the course of the war, doing so will result in unconditional defeat (for the side which dropped servers) and those servers will go to the opposing side.
  11. The losing army must accept the terms of a force treaty by the winning side.
  12. Any loopholes found in this treaty abused by either army in their favor (facilitating use of allies, multilogs, any external help or the transfer of servers owned by Magma Clan and their colonies (to or from) any other armies) will cause in the unconditional surrender of the aggressor thus losing the battle.
  13. No changes will be permitted to the war terms by either side, any violation of the above terms will result in defeat for the entire war, with all servers being transferred to the winning side.

Don’t freeze up,

Ice Warriors’ Leadership

choose your friends wisely

IW Star Wars #3

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the third edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.

Quick Recap: Icey has the drive to destroy the Sub Zero economy forever, but Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver chase him to Klondike where Headchicken hid him in a droid workshop. In the previous episode, the three droids, Sebzy, Cloudy, and Chek were taken to that same droid workshop where Icey is hiding with Subster. Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver are on their way to the workshop now.

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IW Star Wars (part 2)

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the second edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.


Quick Recap: In the last episode we left off with our group traveling to the planet Klondike in search of a hard drive containing Icey’s secret plans but upon arriving all they found was a Mandalorian who goes by the name of HeadChicken from whom they found out where Icey is hiding. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with this. Continue reading

IW Star Wars (part 1)

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Hey Ice Warriors!

In honor of Star Wars day, we bring you the story of Star Wars, retold by Alucard and Silver. So, let us begin shall we.

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Weekly Recap: April 24 – 30

Hey there Ice Warriors!

I hope you all had an amazing week, we certainly had some fun back on Club Penguin! Let’s see what events we held during our first week on CPAB!

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Exposing Ice Warriors [SATIRE]

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Hey Ice Warriors!

The dark ages are among us. This tyranny has gone on for too long and someone must do something, that is why today Alu and Silver will be exposing most of IW, once and for all, the truth is coming out right here, right now, LIVE on the IWNC network.

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Weekly Recap: April 10 – 16

Oh lordy…

Disney strikes again :tongueOUT: Although this week was filled with absolute madness, here’s the weekly recap!

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