Time to Freeze Dry the Waves

Posted on January 16, 2023 by josh

Hello Ice Warriors!

In a strange turn of events, the Ice Warriors are officially declaring war on the Water Vikings! Want to know what lead to this? IW 2nd in command Purple alongside Leaders IceQueen and Josh have put together a post that shows the mean actions caused by these so called Water Vikings!

We won’t be taking any L’s thank you very much!

And here’s jojo spamming the hell out of IceQueen

Clearly, we’ve had enough of their nonsense, and Leader IceQueen is already prepared to fight back!

Here are the War Terms by the way:

Any instance of multilogging or getting assists from allies will result in an automatic loss of the war.

In case you haven’t figured out yet, yes this is just a joke lol. We always love our allies…well…most of them. Jojo and Sip are very lame.

especially jojo…

Anyways, enjoy the rest of your day/night Ice Warriors and remember…

DON’T FREEZE UP!

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IW Star Wars #3

Posted on May 28, 2022 by silverboy2018

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the third edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.

Quick Recap: Icey has the drive to destroy the Sub Zero economy forever, but Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver chase him to Klondike where Headchicken hid him in a droid workshop. In the previous episode, the three droids, Sebzy, Cloudy, and Chek were taken to that same droid workshop where Icey is hiding with Subster. Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver are on their way to the workshop now.

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Exposing Ice Warriors [SATIRE]

Posted on April 30, 2022 by silverboy2018

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Hey Ice Warriors!

The dark ages are among us. This tyranny has gone on for too long and someone must do something, that is why today Alu and Silver will be exposing most of IW, once and for all, the truth is coming out right here, right now, LIVE on the IWNC network.

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