IW Star Wars #3

Posted on May 28, 2022 by silverboy2018

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the third edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.

Quick Recap: Icey has the drive to destroy the Sub Zero economy forever, but Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver chase him to Klondike where Headchicken hid him in a droid workshop. In the previous episode, the three droids, Sebzy, Cloudy, and Chek were taken to that same droid workshop where Icey is hiding with Subster. Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver are on their way to the workshop now.

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IW Star Wars (part 2)

Posted on May 14, 2022 by silverboy2018

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the second edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.


Quick Recap: In the last episode we left off with our group traveling to the planet Klondike in search of a hard drive containing Icey’s secret plans but upon arriving all they found was a Mandalorian who goes by the name of HeadChicken from whom they found out where Icey is hiding. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with this. Continue reading →

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IW Star Wars (part 1)

Posted on May 8, 2022 by silverboy2018

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Hey Ice Warriors!

In honor of Star Wars day, we bring you the story of Star Wars, retold by Alucard and Silver. So, let us begin shall we.

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Exposing Ice Warriors [SATIRE]

Posted on April 30, 2022 by silverboy2018

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Hey Ice Warriors!

The dark ages are among us. This tyranny has gone on for too long and someone must do something, that is why today Alu and Silver will be exposing most of IW, once and for all, the truth is coming out right here, right now, LIVE on the IWNC network.

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