IW Star Wars #3

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the third edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.

Quick Recap: Icey has the drive to destroy the Sub Zero economy forever, but Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver chase him to Klondike where Headchicken hid him in a droid workshop. In the previous episode, the three droids, Sebzy, Cloudy, and Chek were taken to that same droid workshop where Icey is hiding with Subster. Freedomist, Ben, Alu, and Silver are on their way to the workshop now.

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IW Star Wars (part 2)

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the second edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.


Quick Recap: In the last episode we left off with our group traveling to the planet Klondike in search of a hard drive containing Icey’s secret plans but upon arriving all they found was a Mandalorian who goes by the name of HeadChicken from whom they found out where Icey is hiding. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with this. Continue reading

IW Star Wars (part 1)

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Hey Ice Warriors!

In honor of Star Wars day, we bring you the story of Star Wars, retold by Alucard and Silver. So, let us begin shall we.

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Exposing Ice Warriors [SATIRE]

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3

 

Hey Ice Warriors!

The dark ages are among us. This tyranny has gone on for too long and someone must do something, that is why today Alu and Silver will be exposing most of IW, once and for all, the truth is coming out right here, right now, LIVE on the IWNC network.

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IW Storytime: Chevy Lost Her Cookies!

Hey Ice Warriors!I know that we haven’t had an IW Storytime post in a while. So for this week, I’ve decided to do what I’m best at, creative writing! For this post, I’ve written a fun story about our infamous Trusted Staff member and fridge, Chevy, losing her cookies!

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The Story of Ice Wizards

In one of many alternate universes, the Ice Warriors is also known as the Ice Wizards, a.k.a the Dumbledore Army. Their many battle successes include the Inquisitorial Squad (Water Vikings) and the Dementors from Azkaban (Silver Empire). Delighted, Cloudy and Kally were able to be told how they started… Continue reading

Storytime Sunday: The Name-Changing Monster

Hey Ice Warriors!

First of all, I hope you guys managed to have a great weekend. As many of you may know, our amazing leader, LawCorazon will be retiring next week. Ever since she joined last year in April, she has done a lot for this army, so much that we couldn’t possibly list it in one post. So for today, we have decided to present you guys with a very different type of post, with Et3rnal, Rachy, Real, and myself writing this short yet spooky story for you guys to enjoy as we begin to approach Halloween season! This post is also our way of thanking Law for everything she’s done for this army and community. We hope you guys will love reading this and without further ado, let’s dive right into it!

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