The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

Sub Zero, August 13th, 2022

They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.

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Pick on someone your own size </3

Sub Zero, July 17th 2022

Oh? What’s that I hear? Someone wants to go to war? Ah okay okay!

I mean, it’s a really cute attempt, and we’ll gladly take the offer. Maybe you’ll even max 15 by yourselves!

The Ice Warriors hereby officially declare war on the Magma Clan.

War terms are as follows:

  1. With this declaration, all server transfers are frozen. Neither army shall send or receive servers from any armies until the war is concluded by either treaty or submission.
  2. This war is a war between Ice Warriors and the Magma Clan, meaning no allies nor third party armies are allowed to intervene.
  3. No dual enlistment assistance (from any army either allied, neutral or even enemies)
  4. CPA Invasion rules apply, and CPAJ Judges must be requested for all invasions.
  5. All invasions must be scheduled at least 24 hours in advance, with the planner of said invasions notifying the defending army’s leaders in the invasion-schedule channel in CPA. Failure to do this will render the invasion invalid.
  6. Invasions once scheduled may not be rescheduled by either side.
  7. All battles must take place on CP Army Battleground.
  8. No Doxxing, DDoSing, harassment, multilogging, botting or any other form of cheating. Any evidence of suggested multilogging, botting or dual enlistment/use of allies/an alliance/colonies/armies merged after this declaration will result in an instant defeat of the aggressor in the battles where said evidence would be found.
  9. No army can merge into or be colonized by Ice Warriors nor Magma Clan or its allies/colonies after this declaration until the war is concluded. Any merges will be deemed invalid.
  10. No side is allowed to drop their servers as free land during the course of the war, doing so will result in unconditional defeat (for the side which dropped servers) and those servers will go to the opposing side.
  11. The losing army must accept the terms of a force treaty by the winning side.
  12. Any loopholes found in this treaty abused by either army in their favor (facilitating use of allies, multilogs, any external help or the transfer of servers owned by Magma Clan and their colonies (to or from) any other armies) will cause in the unconditional surrender of the aggressor thus losing the battle.
  13. No changes will be permitted to the war terms by either side, any violation of the above terms will result in defeat for the entire war, with all servers being transferred to the winning side.

Don’t freeze up,

Ice Warriors’ Leadership

choose your friends wisely

Anniversary Prom Award Results!

Sub Zero, June 4th 2022

Hey there Ice Warriors!

A few days ago you all gained access to a voting sheet to choose the winners of this year’s Anniversary Prom Awards! Who could be our winners? Let’s find out!

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Anniversary Prom & Awards

Sub Zero, June 1st 2022

Hey there Ice Warriors!

To celebrate our 15th anniversary, and school finally ending, the leaders decided to host an Ice Warriors prom. We’ll also hold an awards ceremony, so get your gala outfits ready! So grab your date and get ready for a fun party, remember that your date does not have to be an Ice Warrior!




We have a total of 12 awards to give away! All categories are listed below, and you can nominate people to win the award by using the Google Form below:


You will be asked to log in to make sure you only vote once, but we will not see your e-mail address! The form will be closed on Saturday, at 5AM EST / 10AM UK / 2:30PM IST, so get your votes in before that!



Event Enthusiast

Best VC Leader

Biggest Troll

Chat Hype Expert

Most Wholesome

Best Event

Sleepless Warrior

Funniest Moment

Best Ally

Brightest Bulb

Biggest Flop

Prom King and Queen*


You must use the linked google form to vote, or your vote will not be counted! Please keep the voting fair, any troll votes will be removed from the count. *Note: The Prom King and Queen will be chosen at the event!

The results will be announced at the Prom, may the odds be in your favour!

IW Star Wars (part 2)

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3


Heyo Ice Warriors!

Welcome to the second edition of Star Wars retold by Alucard and Silver.

Quick Recap: In the last episode we left off with our group traveling to the planet Klondike in search of a hard drive containing Icey’s secret plans but upon arriving all they found was a Mandalorian who goes by the name of HeadChicken from whom they found out where Icey is hiding. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with this. Continue reading

IW Star Wars (part 1)

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3


Hey Ice Warriors!

In honor of Star Wars day, we bring you the story of Star Wars, retold by Alucard and Silver. So, let us begin shall we.

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Weekly Recap: April 24 – 30

Hey there Ice Warriors!

I hope you all had an amazing week, we certainly had some fun back on Club Penguin! Let’s see what events we held during our first week on CPAB!

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Exposing Ice Warriors [SATIRE]

Disclaimer: This post is purely satire, none of this is meant to be taken seriously :3


Hey Ice Warriors!

The dark ages are among us. This tyranny has gone on for too long and someone must do something, that is why today Alu and Silver will be exposing most of IW, once and for all, the truth is coming out right here, right now, LIVE on the IWNC network.

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