IW Story

Well, its back, and I have new inspiration. Prepare to be amazed O:

Heres a little fun activity I thought up of. If you can guess what all of the chapters have in common, that first person who comments get a prize! Heres a hint:

Each chapter includes excellent skill within it, and, the chapter mainly focuses on that person. Also, its not going to be me in it, im biased, but im not that biased. Alright, I hope you enjoy.

Chapter 1 –

CPAC Report

Journal 222

Catalog 147

Day 3

The invasion went off as planned. Ice Warriors were organized in a standard phalanx as they marched on towards the battle field. Army of Clubpenguin were loading their turrets as they fired into the crowds of Ice Warriors, disorganizing their phalanx into a spread out, mass blob. Then, Nachos proceed with certain caution, but with devistating force, on the Army of Clubpenguin. Its the clash of Breeze.

Army of Clubpenguin is hit with a devistating Joke Bomb, and I can only watch as crowds of the green penguins retreat into Stadium. Without thinking, I pick up my equipment, put it in the back of my Ford F150, And drive off to a safer area. I was located on the roof of the Sports Shack, which wouldnt be very good since I was wearing Ice Warriors uniform at the time…

Anyway,

As Army of Clubpenguin regrouped, so did Ice Warriors and Nachos. Each of those armies had consiant sizes of 40+, which goes to show that they are the most legendary armies to recon with. The War begins to end, as Army of Clubpenguin throws E+G bombs towards IW, and for a second, I didnt realise I was driving straight towards one of those bombs.

Thats when I finally got to my sences.

“OH SH*T” Is all I can manage to say before I drive straight through the blast, making my truck tip over onto its side. I crawl out the window, coughing, and scraped up pretty badly. I reach into my pocket, and pull out a Colt pistol, and I fire into the crowd of ACP soldiers. Afew Nacho soldiers spot me, and help me get back on my feet. Even though my ears still ring from the blast, I can hear ACP yelling for a retreat. I get up on my two feet, and run towards Albert417, trying not to trip on the rugged terrain. I finally make it to the highly surrounded area where alb stands, giving orders left to right.

“JANGO AND MAGMA TO BRAVO, NITRO AND JACK DEFEND CHARLIE AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT ISNT GUARDING ME, INVADE TANGO!” Albert orders, as troops file out left to right.

“Yo Alb, wassup” I casually say, as I put my gun in the holster located on my thigh “Hows it goin’?”

“Is that how you speak to a leader, cadet?”

“Its how I speak to you, sir.”

“Well alrighty then. What are you doing over here, shouldn’t you be on offensive and be pushing ACP back with retreat?”

“Yea, but I had to write my CPAC report so I didn’t get to do much”

“Just get back into the battlefield Aqua. Im not in the mood to hear about your life story”

“Will do, sir.”

I walk away to my car, and go to the back where all of my equipment has spilled out. Guns, in the dozen, are spilled all over the dirty gravel road, as I pick up my fully automatic Sten, strap it to my back, and reach into the car. I pull out a shiny, new, katana blade, to slice up any foe that comes across my path. As I gather up all the weapons im going to use, I can hear two people talking off in the distance.

Its Funks and Antant.

I pull out my scope, and try to make out the words of what they’re saying.

“We need …. invade … Ice Warriors …. Sub Zero ……… tomorrow”

“… Risky …….. dying ……… sererless …..”

Then, I hear something as loud as day.

“ATTACK NOW ACP, THERES A SPY AT HAND!!!” Antant shouts as plenty of ACP soldiers shoot their guns at my way, as I hardly have enough time to get up and run. Thank god I was the fastest runner out of all the Owners in IW, Or I would’ve been dead. Although, Lucky me, I got shot in the left leg. I ran towards Albert’s body guards as I tripped and fell flat down at his feet.

“They’re coming” I groan, as I hold pressure to my leg to prevent it from bleeding any further.

With my free hand, I pull out my Colt, and start shooting at the soldiers coming our way. I crawl towards a small museum and take refuge there. I can only watch as the Army of CP tears through Alb’s defenses as the only man left standing is Albert417, himself.

“End this war now, Funks.” Albert sternly says, as he turns his back to face him.

“Never. You guys think you can get away with helping the Black Alliance? I spit on your Greek foundation”

-This is going to be a terrible joke, so dont go crazy over it-

“This is madness!” Alb shouts, as the ACP Archers prepare their bows.

“Madness? THIS, IS, BREEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Funks shouts as all hell breaks lose.

Alb fires bullets into Funks, making him stumble to the ground. Then, the ACP archers shoot their bows, but they arent quick enough for Alb. He grabs Antant, the other ACP leader, and uses him as a body sheild, as the aarows peirce through Ant, and blood is shed every corner. Alb pulls out his blade, slices two ACP soldiers heads off, then to finish it off, sword throws and kills the remaining ACP soldiers.

Luckilly for Antant and Funks though, their injuries werent lethal, but their injuries were costly. It even made the news headlines:

Army of Clubpenguin – Crisis at hand?

Writer: Bluesockwa2

Recently, the Army of Clubpenguin had been demolished at breeze, with many, many, casualties, with major injuries to both leaders. Who will lead ACP now? Will ACP start to die? Whats going to happen to ACP? Read more to find out… (474 more words)

I only sustained minor injuries, with just a broken femur. It only took two months to recover, for both my femur bone, and ACP. When ACP was back, IW, Nachos, and ACP agreed to a truce, and to keep the peace for at least now. We agreed to keep CP armies fun, and have wars to have fun, not to kill and destroy armies.

It all changed when Black Alliance came, although.

Thats when armies were torn apart.

Friendships were broken.

And most importantly,

Twinkies went out of buisness.

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

No but seirously, this sh*t got seirous pretty fast.

12 Responses

  1. Lol, I liked the Hunger Games references.
    And NOT THE TWINKIES D:
    Friendships broken… This calls for the Elements Of Harmoney
    Good story =D

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  2. XD
    Aqua I Like You 40% and Jack Is 40%

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  3. Thanks for putting me init.

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  4. PUT ME IN IT!!!! PLEASE!!! 😦 i want to protect alb if theres a strong acp owner after alb. don’t kill me though, at least put me in the story

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  5. Awesome story! 😀 plz keep writing awesome stories!

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  6. r these suppose to be people or penguins? and how often r u gonna upload these?

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  7. >Devastating joke bomb
    >Devastating

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  8. You spelt serious wrong.

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