Ice Warriors: The Game [Story: Ideas by Nickle, Penny, Mara, Cece, and other peeps on the chat]

Posted on September 2, 2013 by nickle37915

This story is not suitable for ages younger than 13. Viewer discretion is advised. Rated CSNRT (Chris should not read this) for reasons that may offend her.

I was rushing down to the video game store. I couldn’t believe they released the new game! I had to be the first one to get it. But my dreams of getting it were shattered. The line was already twice as long than yesterday. Seems like an eternity before I got into the game store. Finally I rushed to the game, and only one copy was left. Sadly, I wasn’t the only one who wanted it. Chris was standing behind me grunting her head off. I knew I had to get the game, so I pushed her into the merchandise and grabbed it. But Mara grabbed it too! We both fought over it until we played for rock paper scissors. While Mara was picking her nose, I managed to swipe the game and head for the register where some idiotic 7 year old pointed a plastic gun with rusty nails in it at me! I had to give him what he wanted…. A NOOGIE! I quickly bought the game and distracted the kid with toys from the adult store. His mother did not look happy at all! I crashed through my front door and plugged it into my console. What happened next was just impossible. I was literally sucked into the game! What the hell happened? I was confronted with a weird looking monster. He looked like Chris with a stick though. I was like, dude put on some pants! I tapped it and it exploded. This was totally weird. Then at the top of the sky says: Congratulations (Insert name here), you have rescued Mara! I was extremely confused and then Mara came right up.

“Hey (Insert name here)! Thanks for rescuing me! That naked boy Chris was just awful to look at!” praised Mara. I was completely confused.

“By the way, I’m Nickle!” I yelled. Suddenly the top of the screen changed to Congratulations Nickle, you have rescued Mara! Much better than (Insert name here). I had to learn about what just happened. “Where am I Mara?” I asked. She responded with a creepy laugh, you’re in the game silly! This is Ice Warriors: The Game! I was shocked. I was sucked into the game? Hmm, that explains everything. Whoever designed the game should rethink the naked Chris, cause that’s just awful! Suddenly it changed to level 2. The screen blinked insert combo here. It showed Nickle, and Mara. Instinctively, I had to try it out. I placed Nickle and Mara and suddenly, a potato fell from the sky and nuked the entire level. “That was so epic!” I yelled. Mara stared at me like I’m Chris.

“How was that awesome, you nuked the President! It was a test you idiot!” she screamed. I was so ashamed. Immediately, the score went down to -1335. I was getting worried. Soon a group of monsters appeared. What do I do? I simply used my magic finger and tapped them. They didn’t die this time. Suddenly, I realized that I had potatoes in my hands. I threw one at one of the monsters and they exploded. How was that lethal? I shouldn’t question it. I threw a bunch of potatoes and they all exploded. I have completed level 2, and soon Cece joined my party! I wonder what combos I can do? Before I can do that, the sky turned dark.