Ice Warriors: The Game part 2

Posted on September 3, 2013 by nickle37915

This story is not suitable for ages younger than 13. Viewer discretion is advised. Rated CSNRT (Chris should not read this) for reasons that may offend her.

“Oh em gee like what the hell is that shadow?” questioned Mara. I had absolutely had no idea. Then the shadow became clear, it was a subtext saying: Congratulations Nickle, a player will be joining you at the final level. Be sure to stock up your characters in order to enhance teamwork!

“Oooh, I wonder who that player is?” I wondered. Cece was getting worried.

“Guys, Level 3 and beyond are super long levels. We got to teach Nickle what are the basics of the game” said Cece. Mara agreed. I was taught about the combos, skills, levels, and everything I needed to know. Now I’m smarter than before. Before we can practice, a chubby version of Albert came by. He didn’t look happy and threw cherry bombs at us! We screamed and scattered. I quickly attempted a combo, Mara and Cece. The power was unleashed and I regretted what I was about to see. Mara and Cece were flirting with Albert, Mara is the weird but funny girl, Cece is the serious but hot girl. The Albert was seduced. Before he can get naughty with Mara and Cece, his stick exploded and he evaporated.

“Did I tell you that there’s this weird boss at the end of the world that clones us but in a demented sort of form?” asked Mara. I didn’t know that. I hope I never meet another Chris again. But wait, that was only one monster. Where is the other monsters? We walked around searching for answers. We ran into a huge group of toasts. They looked like they’re protesting against the potato being too sexy. This was odd. When they spotted my potatoes, they got super angry and chucked burning sandwiches at me. I shan’t let them get away with their evil anti-potatoish actions! I threw potatoes, but they had no affect on them. Mara spoke and they melted in horror, but they weren’t dead yet. They solidified into this baguette and started throwing escargot at me. I was feeling sick before Cece unleashed her secret weapon, the unitatoes! Unicorn horns jabbed in potatoes. This pierced through the monster and burned them into bread crumbs. We grabbed some chicken drumsticks and made KFC. That was delicious, but we didn’t realize that the bread crumbs make us stronger and smarter than before!

“Matter is something observable and physical. Wait, scratch that, that information is so 500 days ago and 20 hours and 10 second and…” said Cece as she rumbled on with various time units before finally saying ago. I literally caused an earthquake by just stepping. Cece was working on her image when she attracted 340 clones of Ben and Albert. She rejected them all and they all cried.

“Wait a minute, since when Cece became pretty?” I questioned not trying to offend her. Cece was wondering that too. She realized that before they rescued her, she ate a berry that made her beautiful for 4 levels. She had three levels before the berry wore off. Then an army of Chris with sticks came marching in. I was like Oh my Fucking God…. there’s more than two Chris! Eek, we’re doomed.

“Not to worry!” said Mara. We can try out the triple combo! Go ahead, I even set it up for you, Mara, Cece, and Nickle. The entire skies were filled with unitatoes and steaming potatoes and burned every Chris it landed on. Soon there was no trace of her. I’m afraid that’s not the last time we will see her. Soon our levels were increased to 4 for Mara, 5 for Cece, and 2 for Nickle. Why 2 for me? Oh wait…. I barely attacked! I walked with my party and we saw a poor critter named Tes the Camel stuck inside a potato. Guarding that potato was the sinister Cookie Monster with chubby watermelons for his eyes. I grabbed a stick that looked sharp and stabbed the watermelons. They didn’t bleed. It simply became part of the eye. The Cookie Monster charged at me with his new weapon, the sharp stick. It jabbed me and I lost 3 lives. I only have 4. I was worried I’d lose. Not long before Cece kicked the melons so they’ll break. The Cookie Monster screamed in pain. Before Cece can finish him off, the melons grew sprouts and back into his eyes. This monster was tough! Mara used her knowledge of stories to come up with an answer. She simply ate the Cookie Monster and nothing happened after that!

“Brilliant Mara, how would you know how to do that!” I praised Mara. She was grinning. We finally made it to level 4. With Tes on our side, we felt stronger already! We rode on him into the sunset, which was level 4 for some reason. Before we can get off, the ground disappeared and we were falling into an endless pit!

“This is all your fault Tes, you fat camel!” yelled Cece. I had to calm her down. This is a game, anything could happen. We kept falling and falling before Mara went missing! Turns out she was above us screaming as she was taken away by a giant vulture! How can we rescue her now. Soon Cece disappeared into the bottom. Not long before I was knocked out.