Ice Warriors: The Game Part 4 The Serious Tragedy

Posted on September 10, 2013 by nickle37915

Parental Discretion Disclaimer and what not.Not meant to offend ANYBODY.

I was freaking out because I can’t see a thing. My arms seemed to be tied up. I only hoped before the rope was cut off by Tes, who managed to get himself out. I ripped the tape out and see the camel children all gone! I was freaking out. Tes was in a middle of a serious depression. Mara, Cece, and Alicia were busy squirming trying to break free. I helped them and we immediately saw a trail of green slime. What the hell is it? We wasted no time and rushed.

When we finally reached the location, it was horrible. One of the camel children named Sofie, was on the ground bleeding and dead. Tes picked her up and started crying. We were all angry. Who would do such a thing? Poor Sofie, she wanted to grow up to be like her daddy, but she was slain by a mysterious monster. We saw an oasis nearby and we had to do what we had to do. We saw a group of starving lions. Tes reluctantly fed her to the lions there. Suddenly, one of them gave us a very powerful orb as a thank you gift. We had no idea what it was, but we decided to save it for later.

The taste of humidity in the desert with the sun beaming down on us wasn’t making the situation better. We tread far and wide following the green slime. Soon we come across a trail of bones! I hope it wasn’t another camel child. Tes isn’t doing so well with Sofie’s death. We followed to a gigantic mountain with a beautiful rainbow over it. There we saw the beast because the camel children were screaming at the top. We wasted no time. Suddenly we could fly!

“Guys, isn’t that orb helping us?” said Cece. It is! The orb was the sacred flying orb. With it, we can fly when we most need it. I guess now is the most needed moment. We flew high, but then the beast spotted us. He started throwing slime balls at us. One hit poor Mara. She tried to crawl out but it crashed onto the ground. There was a moment of silence. She did not survive the fall. She lost a life and flew back up frustrated.

“That guy has some arm!” said Mara jealously. The beast hits Cece HARD. She loses a life. She only has a life left or she’s out of the game forever! Soon she realized that she had another berry. As she puts it in her mouth, we all screamed “OH MY GOD CECE DON’T!” She ate it. First nothing happened, then her life count on the top of the screen said: Cece has unleashed a healthy living spell, all of her teammates in her party receive 50 life. We were so grateful. But suddenly Sofie flew to us! The lions knew that when they ate her, it will keep growing so the lions have unlimited food while another part of her was brought back to life and flew to us! Tes hugged Sofie and we were determined to avoid that fate again. We began using boulders and threw it straight at the ugly beast. He was slammed hard and showed no sign of injury. Time to use the combo. First Cece threw atom bombs at the monster, but then they dissipated upon contact on the beast. Then we tried using unitatoes, but they didn’t do anything. Then we used Tes + Alicia = fighting fury, but they broke their fists. We lost hope. Then he threw the camel children off the cliff. Mara rushed for them and there was a huge crash. The entire area became covered in the sand cloud. We weren’t sure if the children survived. Tes became hyperventilating.

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The cloud finally cleared up. The children were safe and sound. While the monster was distracted, we used all our might and combos and pushed the monster off the cliff. The mountain suddenly crumbled and the rubble landed on the monster. The score went up. The top of the screen says “CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DEFEATED ONE OF THE MEGA BOSSES IN THE GAME. MANY MORE WILL COME SO BE PREPARED.” We felt proud and sexy! We defeated the mega boss! But the question is, where do we go to get to level 6?

The sign points to level six here! The entire world began to heat up. OH MY GOD. The entire level was turning into hell! We had to get out of here quickly. But wait, who is the character that is coming with us? Out of no where, the entire ground broke apart with lava shooting out. Then the entire desert got frozen, it was Penny, a rare character in the game! Well what are the odds? She joined us, and we quickly came up with a coin hand shake! We chucked our coins at the ground and they blew up very nicely. The ground reads: I get the ‘coin’ the term money-power! We safely landed after that fun flying lesson. We walked, and walked, and walked, and walked some more before reaching a very cold area. It appears we have arrived at level 6. Soon beasts started attacking us, finally a real level! We pwned them with the ice shards on the ground. We had our first challenge, create fire in the cold. That was very tricky, but Penny was at level 10, so she unlocked a power. We had no idea what her power was, but we decided to give it a try. Her eyes began to heat up and a flash just bounced out of eyes.

The ground melted and it felt like spring time! Penny had the ability to change temperatures! That’s why she came out of lava and froze the entire level! We were amazed by her profound ability. We went around picking snowy branches from the trees. They seemed impossible because they had the same stretchiness as rubber. Wait a minute, this is a rubber tree! How can we ignite rubber? We realized the challenge of this challenge. Find the tree that isn’t rubber. This is going to take forever! We decided to split up since that’s the most logical thing to do. One tree by one, we kept running into a stretchy tree. We were getting annoyed because there was literally endless amounts of trees. One of them has to eventually be a real one.

“OH MY FUCKING GOD, I FOUND ONE!” shouted Alicia.

“Good job!” thanked Tes.

“You’re welcome FAT ASS CAMEL!” growled Alicia. Tes wasn’t very happy by that response. Everyone rushed to the tree and started chopping away. Next thing you know, a blizzard came rushing in. It was freezing cold. Our health bars were steadily decreasing. Penny tried to use her powers again, but she was frozen stiff. I decided to try to use my power because when I checked my level, it’s at 13. I concentrated very hard and nothing happened. Suddenly we’re frozen in time. Wow, this was great! I dragged my frozen teammates across the tundra with the sticks in our hands and we miraculously made it back to our camp. Before I could continue time, I don’t know how to end it! I concentrated and nothing happened. I was getting worried. Am I forever frozen in time? I had nothing else to do while I waited to find an answer. I kept wondering til I saw a button. I pressed it and time continued on. My team mates went “WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID I GET HERE?” and all this and all that. I explained to them very slowly. They clapped at my profound ability. I bowed in pride. We ignited the sticks and they caught on fire. Then suddenly, it melted the entire tundra. We were literally standing in a cold and huge shallow body of water. What do we call it, a meltora? I decided to call it a meltora since it was very catchy amongst the party.

The challenge has been completed, now what? Soon a huge gate popped out of nowhere! We decided to jump right like eager little maniacs. When we jumped through, suddenly the screen went black.

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“Where the fuck is Nickle?” I yelled. I was confused after Nickle disappeared. I hoped he comes back!

“Mara, Mara, what are we going to do?” said Cece.

“I don’t know, but we have to figure something out” I replied. We were in a middle of a busy city for some reason. The billboards were full of propaganda. We appeared to be inside Army Republic’s capital! Just great, we were stuck in another army’s capital. Good thing our clothes blend in, lots of advertising for the army. This is very stupid. We don’t know if this is level 6 still.

“Wait a minute, where is Tes?” questioned Alicia.

“I’m right here y’all!” commented Tes. He looks like a human, so is the camel children! Nice, just nice. We decided to go the Army Barracks, the government building. It was a very long walk, and we went to the other side of the city by accident. We decided to consult a map. That’s just great, it’s in a shape of AR. I think we need to file a complaint about this city! We got no time, we had to go back to the center. The problem is it’s only accessible by a train or a ferry. Tes is deathly afraid of trains, and the ferry system is so corrupt, they may drop you off in Nacho’s capital by “accident”. We decided to go on the train. We forced Tes to go in or we’ll turn him into a dog. Tes hates dogs for some reason. We don’t care, we need to get inside the capital building. We rode smoothly and the building was so pathetic. It was in a shape of a penguin with the AR uniform on. But the interior is what impressed me. It had beautiful artworks and sculptures. What was I kidding? I hate beautiful stuff! The painting was too shiny! I want trashy work! Grrrr, like this day can’t possible get any worse.

The office for questions is closed until next MONTH?! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CAPITAL DOES THESE SHITTY THINGS? We were virtually trapped in the capital. We had no choice but to get a job in order to sustain a life here for a month. It’s too bad because we didn’t meet any requirements for most jobs. It seemed forever before we found a job that was perfect for us. Tourism guide. All we had to do is to exaggerate everything. It doesn’t even have to be true, it has to make Army Republic look awesome. We didn’t care about their lame attempts to get people to join the army. We were focused in getting paid. Apparently, we get 30 Army Republic coins per hour, sad, their currency is named after their army. 30 Army Republic coins roughly is the same as 5400 Ice Warriors snow flakes, which is about 19 dollars in Nickle’s world. What is a dollar, is there an army named dollar? I guess nickle’s world is weird and stupid unlike our superior world. I was getting worried though, where was nickle?

“Guys, our shift begins in just three hours!” screamed Penny.

“Oh my fucking god, we’re going to be late!” yelled Cece

“Go go go go!” yelled Alicia

“Shut up fat turd” complained Tes. We rushed towards the Ferry Boat Tourism Destination of Army Republic’s Glorious Capital Company building. Or FBTDARGCC for short. Man, they make their company names long! We made it just in time. We had thirty people on the boat. We began lying like a charm. Here is the Army Republic’s glorious battle location, the fields of Shamrock, where Army Republic defeated ACP from invading their capital. And this is where we achieved Best Army Capital in the World award. And that restaurant was expensive because their food is so exotic that only they know where to find it! Before our shift ended, something bad happened. The Army Barracks was hit by a bomb. The entire city was invaded by UMA! Oh my god, what are we going to do! The entire boat was panicking, soon a tiny bomb hit five yards away from us and one of the flaming rubble landed on the boat. The entire boat was beginning to catch on fire! How are we going to live?!