Disaster Vacation Part 1

Posted on September 21, 2013 by nickle37915

Background Info: Christian planned the worst moderator vacation ever last year.

Disaster Vacation

By Nickle37915

It was that time of year again when everyone’s summer was drawing to an end. Nobody wants to end it with a dump. So Bears decided to take everyone in Ice Warriors on the biggest vacation they won’t forget. Everyone picked Bears to plan the vacation, mainly because of what happened when Christian planned the Mod’s vacation. Bears was looking up fantastic deals and destinations. As everyone waited nervously, Bears finally announced where we’re going.

“Fellow troops, we are going to Fiji, first class tickets!” said Bears. Everyone was screaming with joy. First class, and Fiji?! This just doesn’t get any better! Everyone began packing extremely quickly. Most of us packed beach clothing and tourism outfits. Then we placed the luggage on the luggage conveyer belt that was installed in our rooms, in case we have a vacation like this. We owned several heavy duty tanks that can easily carry our stuff to the airport. We began rushing into the tanks. “Now guys, we are heading for the Mammoth International Airport. It is the biggest airport around, so don’t get lost, or you’ll miss the plane.” advised Bears. After a trip, we arrived at the airport. Sadly, our tickets combined costs over $20,000. Money doesn’t matter, we’re going to have a blast! Our tickets said to check in with the attendant to see which gate is the flight from Mammoth to Fiji. That’s when our vacation disaster began.

“Sorry folks, you are at the wrong airport. We do not have a terminal D. You must’ve mistaken the airport for Sub Zero! That’s a 19 minute drive. You better hurry, it looks like the plane is leaving in 20 minutes!” said the attendant with grave news. Everyone stared angrily at Bears. How could he mess up our airport!

“Oh yikes, I confused SZA (Sub Zero Airport) with MMA (Mammoth Airport). My eyes were blurry! Sorry guys!” apologized Bears. We had no time to waste. We ran back into the tanks and drove to Sub Zero. In under 3 minutes, traffic became hellish. There was little movement. We thought of running over the cars, but there was people inside. We decided to switch to plan B; We will run all the way to the airport. Everyone got out and grabbed their belongings and began running on the highway. It was hectic as we scratched countless cars. We received lots of honks and middle fingers. We didn’t mind, we were determined to get to the Sub Zero International Airport before the plane leaves. We were getting exhausted and we weren’t even half way there. Suddenly the traffic was relieved. We were holding up the rest of the traffic. Suddenly the road started going down. We hatched a crazy idea. We used a lot of duct tape and transformed all our luggage into a car. We began riding down the highway. We approached near the entrance to the airport after 8 minutes. We had 9 minutes left to check in. Sadly, Sub Zero was notorious for its very long security checks. After that incident with the water bomb going off. As everyone groaned with boredom, we only had 3 minutes left. We finally got through the last security check and darted for the attendant. She was screaming then calmed down. She said that the concourse was all the way on the other side, there’s a monorail specifically to reach that very gate. We were very relieved. We boarded the train and it began to move slow.
“Why aren’t we moving fast?” asked Tes. It appears that we exceeded the load limit. At this rate, we’ll be 14 minutes late. Then suddenly, one of our luggage fell out of the window! We were screaming in horror. Fortunately, that was our spare luggage bag in case one broke. Soon the train began to pick up speed and we reached the gate in 2 minutes. The gate was already boarding. We wasted no time and we tripped over a child’s rope. We were screaming as we got back up. We finally reached the gate before the door closed. We checked right away and we boarded the plane. We were so exhausted after that nightmare. We pretty much booked the entire first class section. We lazily packed up our luggage and relaxed.

“This massage chair feels soooo nice!” said Alicia as she pushed random buttons.

“Oh my gosh, it’s like Albert is next to me!” said Chris creepily.

“Oh wow” said everyone else enjoying the features of first class. Something was off, the plane wasn’t moving a single bit. What was going on? It turns out that the engine broke and we will be stuck in the plane for 13 hours! We didn’t care. We were happily enjoying first class. Right until the moment Alicia screamed.

“Oh my gosh, I’m going into labor!” she yelled. We were screaming in horror. We rushed her off the plane and into the nearest hospital. She began screaming even louder as we checked into the room. Then we were forced to watch her go into labor as the nurse tries to help her. It seemed like an eternal period of screaming. Our ears were hurting as Alicia constantly screamed in pain.

“It’s going to take a while.” said the nurse. We were waiting patiently. At last, Alicia stopped screaming. That was until she screamed again! This time, the nurse kept saying to push. Albert was so happy because he hated when Alicia screamed.

“Keep going! I see the head!” said the nurse happily. It was the most beautiful day of our lives. We witnessed the birth of twins! The babies were crying as they were wrapped in warm blankets. It was a very touching moment. The babies were kept guard for three hours. After that, we rushed back to the plane where the engine was still being repaired. This was probably the worst vacation of my life!

“This is so fun!” I said sarcastically. The engine began to make some screeching noises. That wasn’t a good sign at all. That meant that we had to wait even longer. We began to get even more restless. The TV, the massage chairs, the cute sight of babies wasn’t going to make this any better. Then the stupid worker realized that they had a spare ready to use engine in the shed. Everyone groaned in annoyance as they fetched the spare engine. Finally, they installed it and we were ready for lift off. The plane began to move slowly, then picked up speed and volume. Soon we gained flight and we were on our way to our destination.