Ice Warriors of CP

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Hi Ice Warriors,

I have decided to make a temporary series of fun posts with humor or randomness just to make IW lively and active. So, without further delay, the first post!

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Definition of Logic: What smart-alecs believe is the smart thing to do.

Definition of #YOLO: Defying “logic” and making up stupid excuses for breaking “logic”

Definition of Tes: A noob camel who accidently poops on his troops because he can.

So, with these terms in mind, let’s read my uncreative script!

Tes: Hi Troops!

Troops: Hi Tes!

Tes: Are you ready kids?

Troops: Sir, yes sir!

Tes: I can’t hear you!

Troops: F off!

Tes: AUTO DEMOTION

Troops: 😦

Tes: Why would you say that to your leader?

Troops: Cause #YOLO!

Tes: That’s defying logic!

Troops: Who cares?

Tes: I do!

*24 hours of arguing later*

Alicia accidently broke the condoms! Oh no, Tes accidently impregnates Alicia and now Alicia is pregnant with 1 to 20 babies! Yay!

*Baby Shower*

Alicia: Huehue, Taylor Swift came to my baby shower!

Tes in the costume of Taylor Swift: Yes hoe, I’m here!

Alicia: *Squeals* Oh my gawd, Swift called me a hoe! *faints*

Tes in the costume of Taylor Swift: Oh brother!

Troops: Alicia is pregnant oh em gee, Tes, why did you push so hard!
*Awkward moment*

Tes in the costume of Taylor Swift: Y’all are fired!

Alicia: Wait a minute, you’re not Taylor Swift! You are the damn bastard who impregnanted me with 20 evil souls!

Tes in the costume of Taylor Swift: Uh oh..

Troops: Get him! Rip his head off!
*Moments of fighting between Tes and Alicia over*

*Tes is seen on the floor dead*

Troops: Oh no, whose going to be the next leader of IW!

Alicia: According to his will, the next leader is N……………………………………………………………OSTRADOMUS WAS RIGHT! IT IS CHRIS!

Troops: OH MY GAWD, CHRIS IS THE NEXT LEADER?!

Alicia & Troops: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The world blows up*

Tes’ ghost: Huehuehue, I pranked them good, so worth it!

Ghosts of Alicia and Troops: YOU PRANKED US?! LET’S MURDER HIM AGAIN!

*And so, this is how the Earth died*

THE END

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