Ice Warriors of CP

Today’s Dialogue: The Rager!

Troops: La la la

Chris: Stop right there!

Troops: Why?

Chris: Cause……….

*Music starts playing in the backround*

Chris: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

Troops: Um… no thanks

Chris: Please?

Troops: No

Chris: Why not?

Troops: Cause we don’t want to

Chris: C’mon!

*24 hours of begging later*

Chris: You won’t dance? Alright, didn’t have to do this the hard way!

*Chris suddenly turns giant and red*

Chris: YOU BETTER DANCE YOU MAGGOTS OR I WILL KICK YOU OFF THE CURB AND HOPE A CAR RUNS YOU OVER!

Troops: No

Chris: I WILL TICKLE YOU TO DEATH!

Troops: LOL no

*Chris starts ticking each troop and they all barf out blue ink at Chris*

Chris: WHAT THE HECK, WHAT DID YOU EAT!

Troops: Your pride?

Chris: o_o

Troops: Huehuehue

Chris: You stink 😦

Troops: That’s coming from you..

*Chris sniffs herself*

Chris: OH, WOW, THE INK STINKS!

Troops: Huehuehue

*Tes enters the room*

Tes: What on earth did you do to Chris!

Troops: Nothing? It was Rocky’s fault!

Rocky: What?

Troops: Yeah, he was being a noob and all and started trying to tickle Chris, next thing you know, he barfed on Chris.

Rocky: Nuh uh!

Chris: Enough! It was all of your fault!

Tes: I am ashamed! You did this without me!

*Tes aims for Chris and pukes all over her!*

Troops: Huehuehue

Chris: 😦 😦 😦

Rocky: Don’t worry Chris, at least the ink was just ink. It does wash off of her clothes right?

Troops: Uh….. I need to…

*Troops run away from the scene*

Chris: …

Tes: Wait til you see what they did to my underpants!

Chris: Uh…. oh look, a cookie!

*Chris runs away*

Tes: Forever alone 😦

*A magicial unicorn appears in front of Tes*

Magicial unicorn: Oh my gawd, I hear you are alone! There there!

*Unicorn gestures a hug*

Tes: Oh no, it’s a unicorn!

*Tes grabs a weapon and jabs the unicorn*

Magicial unicorn: Noob, I heal instantly! Take this!
*Unicorn aims its horn and jabs into Tes’s chest*
Tes: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Tes dies a second time*

Magicial Unicorn: Huehue

*Troops and Chris walk in the violent scene*

Troops and Chris: He died, again? I need to stop coming to his funerals

THE END

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