Prologue – The Land of War

Hey Ice Warriors – Kyle here,
WARNING: This post is not for kids. If your parents does not want you see it and you’re young, please don’t look at it. Thanks.
Im going to write this post long for Myth because hes not ready to become an author yet, so this will be a story for you guys to read it. I hope you will enjoy it! Goodluck!
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Ice Warriors: The Land of The War

Main Characters: Myth, Tay, Funks, Tes, Kyle & Albc

*OTHER CHARACTERS TO BE ADDED SOON*

Prologue – A New Life

    Written by Myth;
    Dear Diary, 9/15/2014

We’ve celebrated our son’s birthday recently, His name is Kyle. He turned seven, on his way to 2nd grade. We got on Big Foot that evening to see Kyle and his friends playin; “Gtu! Look at my gift. I got a BB Gun!” He said,  running around shooting at the ground. “Look at him, Myth. He’s growing up, taking after his two other siblings, Tes and Funks. He’s just too adorable.” Tay said, leaning into my shoulder. “I don’t think we can send him off to Klondike, the war is getting worse by second. Tes just came back with a broken leg and Funks with a broken jaw. We can’t send him off in this condition.” I said, before kissing Tay on the cheek. Kyle came running through the snow to see his uncle, Albcoolio. “ALBC!” He said sprinting into the air giving him a hug as Madi came out of the car with their child. “Oh my god! Mittens is growing up so quick. I remember the day she was born!” Tay said, looking at Madi and Mittens back and forth.

-3 hours later-

We were already back at the house with Madi, Albc, Kyle and his friends and everyone else. We were telling stories about our past. “You guys remember, back in 2012 when we all got on for Icey and he tricked us because there was no war?” Albc said, cracking up. We all laughed when suddenly Kyle and the little rascals, (Gtu, Ben, Pingi, Cece and Nickle) came running in the living room with chocolate all over their faces. Kyle blurted out, “Mommy, why do you have a circular vibrating dog toys, they’re so slippery!” The dog came running inside with a dildo. “Kyle, stop going into my privacy.” Tay said, picking it up. Madi couldn’t help but laugh. Tay put the dildo on a shelf. “Damn kids..” Tay said, shaking her head. Tes came running through the door with his crutches and Funks came after him. “DAD! MOM!” They said. one after another. “Woah, whats going on?” I said, as I stood up. “The Light Troops are invading.” Said, Funks. “Oh my god. EVERYONE REPORT TO MAMMOTH!” Albc said, all over the Ice Warriors home base. “We’re going to war.” Tes said.

-END OF PROLOGUE-

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  1. great story (EEK) *wary*

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